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Wednesday, August 31, 2005

I declare Open Season for Pussymen!

What the hell is keeping these men in the gene pool?
Men who constantly practice deceit (Going Fishing with Dad = taking the wife & kids to Disnyland)
Men who have to invent conditions to garner attention / sympathy (I may have cancer/be dying...)
Men who can't handle any female who actually approaches them as an equal .... do I need to put down an example?
Men who live a constant double standard... (I can cheat, you can't. I can pursue my personal / professional interests, you can't... you CAN help me pursue mine though... I can call you, you can't call me. )
Men who live with their parents after age 25 (I decided to be VERY generous)
Men who live off their wife/girlfriend.
Men who live with more than 1 other guy after age 25 (again... VERY generous)
Men who don't know how to appreciate my sisters!


And now I am going to take my machete and find these men and make pussyman stew.

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

See Blog Run. See Blog Sit.

I have finally caved in to all the peer pressure to post a blog site! All my sisters blog! I don't want to be the stoooopid uncool non-blogging sister! As I begin this foray into the unknown I am sitting in the dark backstage of a Cisco convention in San Francisco. It is 45 minutes til break and I have to PEE! I have already spilled coffee all over my show playback notes.... good thing I take my coffee black so they are not STICKY as well. It is cold cold cold (I am wearing a sweater... and a blanket!) and the muscles in my neck are tight and achy from being hunched up in a cold convention hall for so long. A friend of mine gave me a massaging mouse.... no kidding.... it runs off the usb connect on your computer or laptop. I would use it on my shoulders right now but I have a sneaking suspicion that it would exacerbate the "bladder condition".