Bad Clients

Every single one of us has a bad client (or boss or supervisor etc...) on occasion. This week my bad client is "Rob" (name not changed to protect privacy as he is a greasy ferret). Rob used to be a head waiter somewhere and somehow managed to infect his way into my industry as a creative producer. He sweats, hovers, micromangages and panics all over the place. I do my best to avoid eye-contact with him as I am fairly certain that my blue eyes would be flashing a highly obvious "You are a mealy dick" banner that would read as well as a neon billboard in Vegas. And I can't look at him without being amazed anew at his remarkable resemblance to a certain toy.... the Stress Bob.