Night finds the Nursery rhyme

Mary had a little lamb
She cooked it nice and slow
And seasoned it with oil and spice
Then paired it with Merlot

She placed it on a silver tray
The spicey juices pooled
The family bowed their heads to pray
While the dog just sat and drooled

Then Mary's husband carved it out
(He paired it with a beer)
He served the lambie all about
And tossed the dog an ear

But then the children saw the bow
Brown gravy-stained and greasy
And they all wailed "Oh no! Oh no!"
You've cooked up poor dear Leesie!