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Monday, May 22, 2006

Home Economics

One person .... living alone = BREAKFAST: 1 coffee cup, 1 plate, 1 fork LUNCH: 1 fork, 1 plate, 1 glass DINNER: 1 dinner plate, 1 salad plate, fork, knife, spoon, wine glass HOUSEKEEPING: 1 load of laundry per week, make the bed daily, straighten house daily

Two people.... living together = BREAKFAST: 3 coffee cups, 4 plates, 3 forks, 2 spoons LUNCH: 3 forks, 4 plates, 2 glasses, 1 coffee cup, 1 bowl, 1 pan DINNER: 4 dinner plates 3 salad plates, 4 forks, 3 spoons, 2 wine glasses, 1 water glass, 1 coffee cup HOUSEKEEPING: 4 loads of laundry (1 load being just towels), make bed daily ... and straighten comforter several times throughout, straighten house bi-hourly, pick up protein bar wrappers 2-3 times daily, locate keys minimum of twice daily, close cupboards that have been left open hourly....

Two people + one child...... DON'T EVEN WANT TO GO THERE!

3 Comments:

At 12:49 PM, Blogger Moonery said...

How about 1 person + Suzy = huge stinking mess all the time because Suzy is a slob and a half!

 
At 3:36 PM, Blogger jez said...

I think Michele has discovered the joys of being the proud owner of a MAN. :)

 
At 4:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good Mother of Mary...

You don't even want me to do the MATH!

 

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